One Day in the Mind of a Pregnant Woman...

October 6, 2009 - 21 Weeks 6 Days

One day in the mind of a pregnant woman...

I can't believe that girl just told me I was big. Who does she think she is talking to? Like I really want someone commenting on my weight. I know...I am pregnant. I know... I am big. It was probably that stupid cheeseburger I ate last night. I could totally go for one right now. Do I go to Portillo's or McDonald's? McDonald's is a lot closer, but Portillo's is so much better. If I feel like driving an extra block to Portillo's, maybe I'll take the dog for company. Shoot, if I take the dog in the car, then he'll get hair all over, and I'll have to vacuum when I get home. And when I do get home, Max will be there asking me why I didn't get him anything from Portillo's. Yeah right, why don't you get up an get your own? Do I always have to do everything around here? I swear getting Rock Band was the biggest mistake... except for the singing portion. I'm so good at singing I think that I should try out for American Idol. Speaking of American Idol, when does that start? Oh forget it, then that will be another show to DVR, and I need to catch up on A Baby Story. I wish they filmed A Baby Story in Illinois; I would totally sign up. Although, maybe I won't; some of the women on that show look so miserable when they give birth. Oh my God, I have to give birth?????????????